Here's a link to an article on PasteMagazine.com about Shit My Dad Says and the book and TV deals he got. Maybe the future's not so bleak. Or maybe we just need our dads to hurry up and get senile and ornery so we can exploit them for material.
My favorite from his Twitter feed:
"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching."
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I checked out that Twitter feed yesterday - totally hilarious. So much so, in fact, that I actually added Twitter, which I generally think is really dumb. AND I even put it on my phone.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorites (among many):
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
I looked through this today and loved it. It was an instant add to my feed. Great find.
ReplyDelete“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."
ReplyDeleteSuch a great image. This is genius.